Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Stupid Statement of the Day 8.24.2010

A day doesn't go by where I doubt the capability of human beings to survive. After all, one has to be the fittest in order to thrive in the world; anyone who doesn't will simply become extinct.

Although many believe that this extinction will come due to homosexuality obviously being a pandemic and agenda to kill off the human race, I believe it's due to the fact that there are way too many fools in the world who'll kill us all with their lack of appropriate and complete thought.

Case in point:

I retrieved this off that great "Thank God my life doesn't suck as much as yours" site fmylife.com. In said FML post, the guy laments the fact that his girlfriend won her battle against infertility and got pregnant since they weren't having protected sex.

The real problem is the response of #6 to the first poster saying that the original poster deserved his fate for having unprotected sex. #6 says,
"How does that make him an idiot? If somebody is infertile (which she apparently lied about being) and has a 0% chance of having any STDs (which I guess they both didn't), then why would you wear a condom?"
Now, when I saw this, I immediately shook my head. And in response to #6, I will unashamedly, unabashedly, unapologetically say the following:

If you're still having unprotected sex, go play in highway traffic.

I don't care how much you love someone. I don't care if you think you're infertile. I don't care if y'all claim y'all are monogamous and will wed soon and yadda yadda yadda. If you're having unprotected sex, you are a danger to our society, and you are an imbecile.

AIDS is real. Herpes is real. And as we all proverbially know, "Shit happens." She probably didn't lie about being infertile. I've watched enough episodes of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant to know that many women who have been told by their physicians that they would never conceive get lucky...or unlucky depending on how you look at it.

And 0% chance of getting STDs? I laugh, and I scoff. Although marriage isn't 100% foolproof of infidelity, it should be. And if you can't do that, don't get married. People eff up all the time; Jerry Springer and Maury told us that. Don't be deluded, and don't be so trusting. Wrap it up, and strap it up because even tubes can become untied and birth control fails, especially if you're just dating.

So I don't care what you have to say. There's no reason ever to go around having unprotected sex. Ever. Don't wanna hear it; shut up. Don't comment to detract. And for extra measure:

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