Your Eyes Are Brown Because You're Full of Shit

At first, I wasn't going to comment on this stuff, but I'm seeing this way too often to not make some sort of statement about it.

To have an affair with anyone while your wife is pregnant with twins is completely trifling in and of itself, but to justify it with this whack ass excuse is even worse. I've heard it from many celebrities over the months, and it's starting to annoy me.

You know that excuse.

"We were separated."

Swizz Beatz said it about his relationship with Mashonda. The-Dream said it about his marriage with Christina Milian. And now Tiki Barber and his hoe-turnt-roommate is applying that same dumbass logic to justify their infidelity and all-around loser tendencies.

For those of you who don't know, let me tell you a little bit about the purpose of "separation." Legal separation is NOT the period of time where you are still married while going through divorce proceedings. Being legally separated is not meant for you to go swimming in the dating pool hoping you come up with a prize fish instead of crabs.

Also, when you are legally separated, you are still MARRIED. So Tiki having a relationship with Traci is, guess what?, CHEATING. Therefore, this female saying that "plenty of people who are separated have girlfriends and boyfriends" is poor logic and justification at best. Plenty of people go sleeping around without condoms, but that doesn't make it right. Plenty of people right now are snorting cocaine off someone's back, but that doesn't mean it's okay if you do it too. And plenty of people are sleeping with someone other than their wife/husband with their wedding band in their pocket, and whether you know it or not, it doesn't make it right. Plenty of people do messed-up stuff all the time, but that doesn't justify your horrid actions. At least be a woman and admit what you did.

Back to the topic at hand: the point and purpose of legal separation is to physically separate both parties involved. This time is for you to clear your head, have some time apart, calm down, and determine what you really want, to stay together or divorce. Most times, the relationship becomes so volatile and damaging for both the couple and the kids that this becomes necessary. Sleeping around does not make this process better or easier. As a matter of fact, you're still married, so it makes you look like an ass. Legal separation does not justify your cheating. Your marriage is not over. You're a whore; and you're stupid.

So yeah, plenty of people cheat on their spouses have boyfriends and girlfriends while separated. But they're not supposed to, imbecile.

I haven't done this in a while, but I feel the need to. Palm and backhand, fool!