Dear Jamiroquai,
Hey. What's up, y'all? I'm really excited about Rock Dust Light Star. Congratulations on the new album!
You know, I remember being a eight-year-old child and seeing the video for "Virtual Insanity." I was instantly enthralled. Although, of course, I couldn't fully understand and wrap my mind around the images and artistry involved in the video, I could totally tell that this was some good music and that your band is full of quality.
Imagine my surprise that after a considerable absence, it was announced Jamiroquai were reuniting for another album! I was stoked. Then when "White Knuckle Ride" came out, I was hooked. I was ready. Release date in November? I'm counting quarters, baby. I'm there.
On Monday, I found out the album was released. I immediately went to iTunes to get the album. However, it wasn't there. What? So I go on Amazon. Only three copies of the album were there; they were physical copies; they were $30; and it was an imported version. What in the space cowboy is going on in here?!
So, Jay Kay, I'm freaking out at this point. I'm going on Wikipedia, Google, Yahoo, everywhere to find out why this album that was supposedly released is nonexistent everywhere I go.
I found the answer. I can't find the album because IT'S NOT RELEASED IN THE UNITED STATES, ONLY IN THE UK.
This, Jay Kay, is some Maxwell-type bullshit. This isn't cool. I have my $15 ready, and I can't even support you, and I KNOW you want my money.
And there's no excuse for this. None. In this day and age with all this technology, there's no excuse for your album to not be able to be mass-marketed, mass-produced, and mass-consumed.
This is not fair. I have to wait til 2011 to get your album!? While every one in the UK get to get their Jamiroquai on?! Do you think this is acceptable?! I, and the rest of your US fans, deserve an explanation!
You know, I'm sure I could download the crap out your album. But I'll wait. I'll still support you because I know how crazy it is for artists out here.
But I won't, and I don't, like it!
Sincerely yours,
Kimberly
P.S. I should smack you, but I'll refrain.
Hey. What's up, y'all? I'm really excited about Rock Dust Light Star. Congratulations on the new album!
You know, I remember being a eight-year-old child and seeing the video for "Virtual Insanity." I was instantly enthralled. Although, of course, I couldn't fully understand and wrap my mind around the images and artistry involved in the video, I could totally tell that this was some good music and that your band is full of quality.
Imagine my surprise that after a considerable absence, it was announced Jamiroquai were reuniting for another album! I was stoked. Then when "White Knuckle Ride" came out, I was hooked. I was ready. Release date in November? I'm counting quarters, baby. I'm there.
On Monday, I found out the album was released. I immediately went to iTunes to get the album. However, it wasn't there. What? So I go on Amazon. Only three copies of the album were there; they were physical copies; they were $30; and it was an imported version. What in the space cowboy is going on in here?!
So, Jay Kay, I'm freaking out at this point. I'm going on Wikipedia, Google, Yahoo, everywhere to find out why this album that was supposedly released is nonexistent everywhere I go.
I found the answer. I can't find the album because IT'S NOT RELEASED IN THE UNITED STATES, ONLY IN THE UK.
This, Jay Kay, is some Maxwell-type bullshit. This isn't cool. I have my $15 ready, and I can't even support you, and I KNOW you want my money.
And there's no excuse for this. None. In this day and age with all this technology, there's no excuse for your album to not be able to be mass-marketed, mass-produced, and mass-consumed.
This is not fair. I have to wait til 2011 to get your album!? While every one in the UK get to get their Jamiroquai on?! Do you think this is acceptable?! I, and the rest of your US fans, deserve an explanation!
You know, I'm sure I could download the crap out your album. But I'll wait. I'll still support you because I know how crazy it is for artists out here.
But I won't, and I don't, like it!
Sincerely yours,
Kimberly
P.S. I should smack you, but I'll refrain.
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