10 Random Things I Hate

So, I thought that I'd take a little time to introduce myself a little since I haven't done that yet. What better way to do that than to talk about the things that I don't like, things that are in many ways very meaningful to me? So, let me just let you in a little bit more into what kind of person I am by talking about the ten very random things that I absolutely can't stand.

1.) Vanilla Bean Ice Cream

What I hate most about Vanilla Bean Ice Cream is the dumb ass beans in it. Why are they even there?! I don't understand! They feel weird in your mouth, they have no taste, and they contribute absolutely nothing to ice cream. When I ask for vanilla and get vanilla bean, I get pissed off. People think I'm crazy or just way too picky for making this distinction, but are there any beans in other ice cream? No, so why should it be in vanilla? Makes me sick.

2.) Nicki Minaj Stans

I don't like Nicki Minaj Stans because they're just weird. I don't like her music, and she freaks me out, and I really don't like how she uses sexuality to cater to men. Lyrically, she's aight I guess, but she isn't on my radar. I respect her for what she does though, and that's what people should have--respect. Even liking her is fine, but to emulate and imitate her, and doing it cheaply at that, just makes you look stupid. P.S. Barbie is White.

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3.) Dry Lotion

I can't explain why I hate dry lotion. It's the texture that gets me, I guess. I go out my way to avoid it, and if I have to touch it with my bare hands, it freaks me the hell out. The only things worse than dry lotion are dry conditioner and dry body wash. Call me crazy, that's just how I feel.

4.) Orange Juice

I hate orange juice for many reasons. One, I hate the pulp, and, yes, I am aware that there is OJ without pulp. Two, it tastes disgusting. Three, when I was sick my mom took away my milk and forced me to drink it. I denounce Orange juice. Shun!

5.) Flies

While all insects pretty much piss me off and gross me out, flies, to me, are the workers of the Devil. What really grinds my gears is how flies have the affinity to fly into blinds and buzz all around them, creating a sound that just drives me crazy. I try to open doors and give them the opportunity to leave, but they refuse. Then, they fly around your face and ears, trying to harass you. Well, I don't take that kind of crap lying down, which is why I've killed two flies in the past two nights. Last night, I even squeezed one to death, which is kinda effed up but needed to be done. Anyway, Carol's Daughter Tui Leave-In Conditioner spray stuns them a lot. Who knew it had dual uses?

6.) Chocolate Cake

Aesthetically, this picture is enticing. But would I ever let it slide down my throat and into my stomach juices? HELL NO! I absolutely hate chocolate cake (and most other chocolate products). I've tried again and again over the years, and I STILL hate it. It just tastes like hot spongy garbage, and I can't get with it. It's so bad that my mom disowns me for it, claiming that no child of hers could hate chocolate cake and that I must have gotten switched at birth. The disrespect!

People also wonder how I can hate chocolate cake but love brownies. I'll say it's because brownies taste better and don't suck. Unless it's those cakey chocolate brownies. Those piss me off. It's like an impostor.

7.) Phat Girlz


The tagline in the picture says that "She's proving that BIG is Beautiful." Uh, no she doesn't! Mo'Nique was trying to show what big women go through by making this film. What she showed instead was black women stereotypes and big women stereotypes, like we're all loud, ghetto, angry people who hate skinny women because we can never be them and because all the men want them. The plot was horrible, the acting was horrible, and everything about this film was just dead-ass wrong. If you haven't seen this movie yet, don't. Continue your life without this movie slowly burning your corneas for a good hour and a half.

8.) People Who Put All Their Business on Facebook

We all go through bad days and have drama. Sometimes, you feel the need to purge, to share that with someone before you explode. That's understandable. But when you feel that way, call your BFF or see a therapist instead of letting us see you air out your dirty laundry on Facebook. Why are you cursing out your baby daddy or having arguments with your mom on your Facebook status and wall? Why are you posting your ex-friends' secrets on Facebook? Stop being an internet thug and clogging up people's Feeds with your ignorance. It's infantile. Grow up.

9.) Missionaries

Do you know what missionaries have done in the Americas and Africa? Exactly.

10.) People Who Wear Pashminas and Scarves Inside

You may say, "Kim, you're being really judgmental with this one." I say, "So what?" It bothers me when people wear scarves inside and pashminas because they do it to look "cool." It's a fad. I feel bad for all the people who wore them before it caught on because they did it because they thought it was aesthetically beautiful and that it fit their personal style. Now people do it because other people do it, and that's just sad. And I really don't understand why people wear scarves inside because it's hardly ever cold inside, and if it is your flimsy ass scarf won't warm you up, so what's the point? Exactly. Honestly, to me, it's part of the Indie Kid uniform, and it looks ridiculous. There are actually people who wear pashminas for religious reasons you trivializer.