Shoutin' Out!

I just wanted to make a couple of shout-outs.

Ahem.

1.) Shout out to all the ladies who hold their boobs when they run.
2.) Shout out to all the men who think that women will be impressed by bathing in cheap cologne.
3.) Shout out to all the people who read my blog and comment regularly.
4.) Shout out to all the people who don't let their lactose intolerance ruin their fun, yet pay for it on the toilet.
5.) Shout out to the ladies who still stuff their bras with toilet paper.
6.) Shout out to the people who think it's a good idea to put all their dirty laundry on Maury.
7.) Shout out to my brother who thinks that fat people don't want to go to the gym.
8.) Shout out to the people whose insides hurt when they internet shop because they know they don't have any money. |cries desperately|
9.) Shout out to all the recent college grads who don't know what their lives are going to look like.
10.) Shout out to the people taking the NBA draft way too personally.
11.) Shout out to the people who think it's amazing the homeless guy saved the American flag in the storm when he's probably homeless because America fucked him over as a veteran.
12.) Shout out to those who celebrate the Fourth of July with debauchery.
13.) Shout out to the people who celebrated Independence Day by blowing fireworks out their asses.



14.) Shout out to the teens getting drunk faster by pouring alcohol into their eyeballs.
15.) Shout out to my natural ladies!!
16.) Shout out to my permed ladies!!
17.) Shout out to people still rocking the curl.
18.) Shout out to people who think they know what they're talking about but really don't so they look stupid.
19.) Shout out to Reality TV stars who take themselves too seriously (You're not famous; you're just a hoe who widened his/her stroll).
20.) Shout out to the regular people.